Privately speaking, Saddam told his friend Tariq, that it was indeed exciting to be an Al, the mother of all Als. “The Spanish Al is nothing but Al bull” said the President. “The Spanish Al poses no competition to him in being the mother of all Als.”
Further, Al Saddam said that the American Al is a serious threat. For example, Al Gore can extend the counting of votes for a lifetime just like Al America has decided to bomb Iraq as and when convenient for Al life.
Mr Tariq, later told the press that Al Queda is a serious threat to Al World. Since Al Saddam is against all forms of terrorism and he will not discuss Al Queda or Al Queda’s spokes-channel Al Jazzera. Mr. Tariq reiterated that Al Saddam had no connection at Al with these Als.
A knowledgeable reporter from CNN wanted to know if the Iraqi Prime Minister would like to comment on the rumor that Korea and Iran are planning to call themselves Al Korea or Al Iran. My Tariq, tongue in cheek, with a naughty smirk replied that “You will have to ask Al these questions to Al Bush"
Meanwhile Al Jazzera is planning to start an Al of Al channels which will report only on Als. And Al willing it will be resounding success.