Harry Potter to do away with Bihar

As the prime minister of this nation I would like to do the following today.

• Tell all participants at the India Economic Summit to invest in Indian Politics. Higher rates of return than any other sector.


• Sell ONGC and IOC to buy Shell.


• Visit Soniaji’s house and celebrate the end of Shiv Sena. Even Sharad Pawar can join in.


• Have Volcker walk away.

Nitish cannot make a cabinet without a minister with a criminal record. I am planning to request Harry Potter to do away with Bihar by this weekend.

No one in my office knows what a Minister without a Ministry does. Will have to find out from Natwar.

Samajwadi Amitabh has been hospitalized. Samajwadi Amar is taking care of him. Who is taking care of Samajwadi UP?