Do not know anyone other than Putin

I am off to Russia to buy guns. I will have Pranab defend me in the parliament. After all he is the defense minister. Advaniji will never figure out his Bonglish.

Natwar met me. He will not resign. I will use the guns I get from Russia on him. CPI/M likes me to use anything I get from Russia.

I just heard that the PCB chief said that Indo-Pak matches are getting stale. We should have intermittent wars to keep the sponsors interested.

Meanwhile, I am trying to find out if I know anyone other than Putin in Russia.