The 100% unofficial blog of the Indian Prime Minister: From Raj Kapoor to Deepa Mehta

Saturday, April 29, 2006

From Raj Kapoor to Deepa Mehta

Mahajan goes under CT scan. Reservation policy is under students scan. Banks are under SEBI scan. Mokama Anant Kumar Singh is under media scan. We are a nation under a scan.

I have been scanning for channels for the Al-Qaeda number two’s new video.

I spoke to Natwar last evening. I told him if he maligns the congress party by telling the truth, Soniaji will never take him back.

Have a good weekend. Do not drink too much. Drive carefully. Males in Delhi are specifically requested to not rape anyone. Police force in Mumbai is also requested to refrain from raping. Arjun should maintain his stoic silence over the weekend…and for the rest of his life.

May 1st we will start with Court hearings, Water and Medha Watt!

Talking about “Water”, Ventakesh my valet told me that Deepa’s movie has Lisa Ray in it. From Raj Kapoor to Deepa Mehta, the challenges of the Indian censor board have not changed.

Kapoor se Deepa tak

Jai Hind!

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