RSS leads at 27 points

Hi folks. I hope you are having a good time watching television. I saw the Pepsi TV advertisement. As an Economist Sardarji Prime Minister I should not be commenting on the quality of advertisement, but let me. After this advert will your “dil mage more”? No way! I have told my cook Tiwari that we will have only Coke in the Prime Ministerial residence until Pepsi improves their advertisements.

Situation in Nepal is getting precarious! I have sent Karan Singh to Nepal as my envoy. I did this after Jaswant Singh sought my permission to visit Nepal. It seems the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh has come out in support of the only Hindu monarch in the world.

I give RSS 7 points for this. This takes their total to 27. This gives them a lead of 5 points over Hamas. Shahi Imam is way down at 5 points. With Togadia in hibernation (summers are hot in Ahmedabad) VHP is still not in the run. Who will win the ISI (Insane Sectarian Ideology) Trophy? The jury is still out. Go ahead and do something fanatic!

Worried and Angry Imam! Loosing lead fast