The dumb and the foolish

The Majority in this country is illiterate and we have to have policies which please them. Any policy which does not please the illiterate is elitist. Most of our vote banks are the dumb and the foolish parts of SC, ST, OBC, Christians, Muslims, and Hindus.

Venkat gave me my news clippings this morning in a new folder which had some stains of sambar on it. Tiwari is planning to try a new Maggie Flavor “Sambar Maggie” on the Prime Minister. Sardars are trying new flavors lately. Heard of Mika? I, as a Prime Minister care more about women than Sardars who let their hair down.

I have sycophants who tell me I am as brilliant as Soniaji. I sometimes like it, being treated like a real Italian lady.