Comrade Ganguly is back!

Natwar lost his balance and let out a tirade full of obscenities against me and the congress party. He pointed out that I am dimwit since I have not won even a municipal election. It seems he has won a few in Iraq!

Surat is submerged. I feel sad for all stranded there. A friend of mine, stranded on the 9th floor has a couple of million dollars worth of diamonds with him. He also has his dead mother who he cannot take out to cremate.

Can't buy love, drinking water, food, coca cola and place to rest for the dead!

Soniaji will be viewing Surat from the skies if the pilot is able to locate it. She will announce a relief package. Is Natwar right? Am I really the Prime Minister?

A lot of folks came and tied rakhi on my wrist. Soniaji is not my sister.

Kerala has announced a total embargo on the manufacture and sale of drinks made by the cola giants. Most of the Keralites are in Middle East and then ban will not affect them.


Generally, it was a good day for the communist. I heard Comrade Ganguly is back as a probable in the Indian Cricket team.