Must be a Sardar!

Pakistani foreign ministry spokeswoman, Tasneem Aslam, on Tuesday rejected Indian allegation of cross-border terrorism. The Indian male watched this with great interest. The Indian women were also inspired but not as inspired as by Indra Nooyi.

Tasneem Aslam. Kya bolti tu?

The Indian male listed the top reasons why Tasneem Aslam is the spokesperson of a brown Islamic Country.

1. She is a woman
2. She is a woman who does not wear the hijab
3. She is a Pakistani woman
4. She speaks like Simi Garewal
5. She has the right color hair
6. She is a woman
7. She is a native woman of Pakistan who does not wear the burkha
8. She plays tennis.
9. She is a woman
10. She is a darn good looking woman

Ok! Ok! Got it! If we were a brown Islamic dictatorship with fundamental tendencies we should have attractive women as spokesperson that can spew lies with ease and aplomb. Who should be the spokesperson of moderate secular democracy which gets bombed frequently? Must be a Sardar!

South Africans do not like the Pakistani ambassador being targeted near their hotel. LTTE should have done it some where else claimed Gerald Majola, Chief Executive Officer of Cricket Board of South Africa while recalling the team back to South Africa!

By the way, thanks to cricket I have discovered that the Pakistanis were arming Islamic militants against LTTE. Cricket matches must go on. A member of RAW should also be a part of BCCI.