Thursday, August 31, 2006

NAM mai kya rakha hai?

Marumalarchi DMK (MDMK) General Secretary Vaiko has warned India of 'creation of Kashmir in the south'. Yes, we should avoid it. With Tamil Nadu hitting almost 121.23% reservation in all jobs and education, all Tamil pundits will soon be refugees in Massachusetts, Maharashtra and Gujarat.

I am not going to speak with Musharraf till he bombs out a few terrorist leaders in POK. We will work hard to avoid each other at Non Aligned Summit (NAM). Tiwari has prepared a disguise for me to avoid him. He was inspired at the Wills Lifestyle India Fashion Week.Due to lack of buyers my cook got an invite there. By the way, I have to still find out from Venkat why I am going to attend NAM.

NAM mai is ka NAM nahi lunga!

Has anybody asked the Sardars, Christians or Jains if they have a problem in singing Vande Matram. No! Why? They have it as their ring tone!

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