Saturday, August 26, 2006

Osama's best disguise!

I am a worried Economist Sardarji Prime Minister who is brown, has a beard and wears a turban. Should I fly NorthWest or not?

There is a brown problem. And there is a beard problem. It keeps passing my mind that the easiest way for Osama to disguise himself will be to become a Sardarji.

A Sikh was a terrorist during the rule of Soniaji’s mother-in-law. I have some experience with branding of terrorism. At that point of time, could anyone have imagined a Sardarji being a Prime Minister of India?

Tiwari has pointed out that we should have dhan-shak as the Parsi New Year just passed. Dhan-Shak will be history soon if the Parsis do not have more unprotected sex.  I should avoid my AIDS / HIV preaching about safe and protected sex to this community.

Have a great weekend.

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