Pluto never a planet in Bihar!

247Gay.com reports that two thirds of parliamentarians in India are misinformed about HIV and believe the virus can spread by sharing clothes. Sharing clothes? No, our parliamentarians do not do that, it is unlikely that the virus will spread in the Lok Sabha. Maybe these chaps should check in the Rajya Sabha. We have quite a few folks there like Bajaj, Mallya and Jaya who do not know whose clothes they are wearing.

RJD MP Sadhu Yadav almost punched Prabhunath Singh JD (U) in the parliament. Both are from Bihar. They will never exchange clothes now.

I told the parliamentarians "I make particular emphasis on the control of AIDS because in our setting, there are still many cultural taboos which prevent the openness in discussions on matters relating to human sexuality" . I did not mention that another problem is that we can only see Sas, bahu, beti and baby on television.

Former Karnataka Chief Minister Dharam Singh wants me to address the Hindi speaking people in South India. All 235 of them!

You cannot see still—Star Movies, Star One, Star Gold, HBO, Zee Cinema, AXN, SetMax, Sahara One and Sahara Filmy— in Mumbai. Rest of the country has more adult education and is more matured than Mumbaikars. Mumbai is full of deprived sex maniacs who pounce on anyone of the opposite gender and tell them to watch Sas, bahooo, beti and baby with them.

Imam Bukhari and Ramdev Maharaj wanted to know if they have to shave before they traveled North West. I had the PMO advice them that the North West is still under congress control and they can fly freely there.

Tiwari is unperturbed by the change in Pluto’s status. For him it was always the god of the dead and the ruler of the underworld. In UP and Bihar it was never considered to be a planet. He told me he had seen some classified files on the kitchen table and the code name for Dawaood at RAW is Pluto. I should be more careful where I keep these things.

Bihar mai Pluto planet nahi hai