I am not feeling particularly happy this morning. Tiwari has cooked eggplant bhajias for breakfast. Can Jains eat eggplant bhajias? Probably not, they grow below the ground and have the word egg embedded in them.
President Kalam is unhappy. He had to sign the office of profit bill under duress. I had threatened him with matching his hairstyle. I have just to let my hair loose and I will be Kalam!
All married, engaged or courting couples are unhappy. KANK is doing well.
Jagat Singh is also unhappy. We sacked him.
Indian Middle class is unhappy. We, MPs have raised our salaries.
Priest in Sabarimala temple are unhappy. Women are getting an equal footing at Gods feet.
Babus are unhappy. The sloppiness of their handwriting in the margins of public documents will be exposed.
Honestly with so much unhappiness, I am looking forward to seeing SRK’s DON!
Khai ke pan Banaras wala!
1 comments:
Sardarji Economist Prime Minister is worried about Jains eating eggplant bhajiya.. hmm..
And,
// I have just to let my hair loose and I will be Kalam!
True! :P Hahahaha!
And I hear you are looking forward to SRK's Don ? I have a feeling it is going to be a disaster. A spoof of the classic which was. And I am off SRK after watching KANK. I need some dumb movies to get my mind back to normal. And yes, please forgive me for watching KANK in spite of your warnings, Mr. Prime Minister! :D
Have a great weekend! :D
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