Well protected by ex-Terrorist

Parliamentary affairs minister Priya Ranjan Dasmunsi and I have decided to not table the amendment to the Right to Information Act. The minister has scribbled on the lower right corner of the amendment “to be surreptitiously introduced in the next session when no one is looking”. Of course, these jottings in the margin will be secret forever.

Venkat came across a very interesting piece on Arab News. It seems that we have banned Arab television. Really? I did not even know this! When did my cabinet make such a move? Shahid Raza of Arab news called up a few five star hotels in Mumbai and found that none offered Al-Jazeera or Al-Arabiya. The journo wept through the night.

Arjun Singh called me and pointed out that we are a secular country and we should let the Arabs visiting India get live updates from Al-Queda, Hamas and Hezbollah.

India TV has been reporting that I am being protected by ex-Terrorist. Jolly good job eh? I am still alive and kicking Economist Sardarji Prime Minister. Incidentally, India TV has a tie up with Al Jazeera!

Special Protection Group!

I am Al-finished with this post!