Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Baluchistan safest for American kids!

Baluchistan is far safer for American children then Philadelphia announced the Al Queda press secretary. He was at his official residence in Baluchistan which is somewhat in Pakistan, somewhat in Afghanistan and somewhat where no one can get anyone.

Pakistan has decide that it will take action on its own if perpetrators of Mumbai Bomb Blast – II are found on their soil. They will issue them a passport and send them to Dubai, Malaysia, Thailand or Saudi Arabia. Saudi Arabia is safe but there is limited freedom for freedom fighters in an Islamic country.
Tasneem Aslam at her weekly bullshitting session. More the bull, more smart she looks!

Now another book from Pakistan! Pakistan is the publishing headquarter for authors from countries in the forefront in the fight against terror. Muhammad Siddiqul Farooq, Joint Secretary of the Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) claims that India was aware of Pakistan army's plans to launch the Kargil operation a year before it was put into action. Good, now can we sue George over something more than coffins?

People in South Africa did not give me enough “bhav”. Next time I will take Sharukh Khan with me instead of Ratan Tata.

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