Play Golf

So what promise should I make to myself this Diwali? Here goes:

1. I will introduce more humor in my life. Let the nation smile. We can grow at 10% with a sense of humor. I am the saddest looking leader in the world.


2. I will exercise twice a day. In the Morning for my body and mind. In the evening for my body and soul. It will help me combat CPI, SIMI and Banjrang Dal at the same time.


3. I will brush my teeth twice a day. Most of this nation does it only once and Colgate is threatening to leave us at the mercy of Anchor.


4. I will never ever spit, dig my nose or clean my ears in front of a foreign dignitary or even Tiwari. I know this our national pastime, but I am outlawing it for all.
   


5. I will not lie. Diplomatically or undiplomatically. I will say things that I mean in word and spirit. I can do this because I am a Sardarji.


6. I will listen to all. Including the upper middle class and Arjun Singh. But I will do what Soniaji tells me.


7. I will learn how to play Golf. All world leaders play golf. Why not me?

What will I do for the nation? Make it proud!

Happy Diwali!