Friday, October 20, 2006

Use IE 7

IE 7 has been released. I know this has got nothing to do with India but the North Korean dictator will be glad to get off the headlines.

Most of the things like providing primary education, electricity, and drinking water as well as ensuring safe sex are not possible for a Sardarji Economist Prime Minister. So actually, as a Prime Minister what should I take up?

Here is some stuff for your Diwali break:
  1. Stop spitting on the streets
  2. Practice your religion in your houses and leave the public places alone
  3. Have safe sex or at best do not have it. Most folks do not have any idea of how serious this is. AIDS and population explosion.
  4. Start using IE 7. Firefox will not bring any investment into India
  5. If you are a upper class Brahmin, get ready to start your business. That is the only way you will be employed in future. Rest will be reserved.
  6. If you are intelligent please let me know, I am looking for a new Foreign Minister.

Khai ke pan Banaras walla, kere desh ki ijat ka bhaji pala!

HAPPY DIWALI.

1 comments:

Basanti said...

Can I be your new Foreign Minister? :P

Happy Diwali! :-) I am watching Don this Sunday, will then send an sms to Tiwari so that he can advice you whether to watch it or not! :P