Most of the things like providing primary education, electricity, and drinking water as well as ensuring safe sex are not possible for a Sardarji Economist Prime Minister. So actually, as a Prime Minister what should I take up?
Here is some stuff for your Diwali break:
- Stop spitting on the streets
- Practice your religion in your houses and leave the public places alone
- Have safe sex or at best do not have it. Most folks do not have any idea of how serious this is. AIDS and population explosion.
- Start using IE 7. Firefox will not bring any investment into India
- If you are a upper class Brahmin, get ready to start your business. That is the only way you will be employed in future. Rest will be reserved.
- If you are intelligent please let me know, I am looking for a new Foreign Minister.

Khai ke pan Banaras walla, kere desh ki ijat ka bhaji pala!
HAPPY DIWALI.
1 comments:
Can I be your new Foreign Minister? :P
Happy Diwali! :-) I am watching Don this Sunday, will then send an sms to Tiwari so that he can advice you whether to watch it or not! :P
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