There are reports of infighting in Dawood's gang. Musharraf apparently is siding with Chota Shakeel. It is going to be a bloody war.
Pakistan's Foreign Secretary Riaz Mohammad Khan is reaching Delhi soon for talks. We actually want to kidnap him and give him the truth serum test. We will ask him “Where is Dawood?” and we want him to slur on live television “In Musharraf’s house”!
This of course is the ideal situation. Since we cannot do this, we have beaten out confession from 137 terrorists and will present these to him. We will then wait for him to go back home, arrest these 137 chaps and shoot them. Just kidding!! We expect him to go back home, confess on TV that they were involved in terrorist activities and ISI paid them. Kidding again! We expect him to report to Musharraf who will issue a public statement that all terrorist named by the Indians including Dawood are in Baluchistan and Baluchistan has moved to Saudi Arabia by jumping over a couple of countries in its way.
Musharraf has requested the Interpol to issue a red corner notice against Baluchistan for absconding from Pakistan.
Am I kidding?
By the way here is a picture of Ballmer in India. He did this after finding out that Laloo’s son-in-law was once employed by Infosys.
Have a great weekend!
Pakistan's Foreign Secretary Riaz Mohammad Khan is reaching Delhi soon for talks. We actually want to kidnap him and give him the truth serum test. We will ask him “Where is Dawood?” and we want him to slur on live television “In Musharraf’s house”!
This of course is the ideal situation. Since we cannot do this, we have beaten out confession from 137 terrorists and will present these to him. We will then wait for him to go back home, arrest these 137 chaps and shoot them. Just kidding!! We expect him to go back home, confess on TV that they were involved in terrorist activities and ISI paid them. Kidding again! We expect him to report to Musharraf who will issue a public statement that all terrorist named by the Indians including Dawood are in Baluchistan and Baluchistan has moved to Saudi Arabia by jumping over a couple of countries in its way.
Musharraf has requested the Interpol to issue a red corner notice against Baluchistan for absconding from Pakistan.
Am I kidding?
By the way here is a picture of Ballmer in India. He did this after finding out that Laloo’s son-in-law was once employed by Infosys.
Have a great weekend!
0 comments:
Post a Comment