Unsecured Air!

A Kuwait Airways airplane strayed into the no-fly zone over my residence. Our airports are on high alert, this has left the airspace above my house free for all. The guy must have decided to not bomb the place as soon as he found out that Soniaji was not here.

Anyway, Lalu wants to be the Prime Minister of India. I am excited about this. Entire nation is excited. The railways are excited. They are running faster than usual. The state of Bihar is excited; there was a 5% increase in Kidnapping. A neighboring state of Utter Pradesh is also excited. They kidnapped the son of the CEO of Adobe. We need a leader like Lalu so that IIM can have plenty of case studies.

Ahem!