Thursday, August 31, 2006

NAM mai kya rakha hai?

Marumalarchi DMK (MDMK) General Secretary Vaiko has warned India of 'creation of Kashmir in the south'. Yes, we should avoid it. With Tamil Nadu hitting almost 121.23% reservation in all jobs and education, all Tamil pundits will soon be refugees in Massachusetts, Maharashtra and Gujarat.

I am not going to speak with Musharraf till he bombs out a few terrorist leaders in POK. We will work hard to avoid each other at Non Aligned Summit (NAM). Tiwari has prepared a disguise for me to avoid him. He was inspired at the Wills Lifestyle India Fashion Week.Due to lack of buyers my cook got an invite there. By the way, I have to still find out from Venkat why I am going to attend NAM.

NAM mai is ka NAM nahi lunga!

Has anybody asked the Sardars, Christians or Jains if they have a problem in singing Vande Matram. No! Why? They have it as their ring tone!

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Deputy Foreign Minister for Asia, Oceania and Commonwealth

Iran has many Deputy Foreign Ministers and I have only one! And I have the Foreign Ministers job too. I am an overworked Sardarji Economist Prime Mininster!

Iran’s Deputy Foreign Minister for Asia, Oceania and Commonwealth Mehdi Safari is in India They also have a Foreign Minister for USA and UK and another Foreign Minister for Israel. And one for the Lebanon too! They also have a Foreign Minister for implementing Iran in other countries.

The question was $ 25 billion LNG deal in pipe passing through Pakistan and our stand on Iran’s nuclear program. Nothing has come out of it. Ideally speaking, my personal policy is that other than India no one should have Nuclear weapons. But it is too late for that eh?

I had to cut short my trip to Koraput-Balangir-Kalahandi. Heavy Rain! I don’t know. There is something about these rains this year. Are they God sent or Pakistan has a hand in it?

Which side is the monsoon coming from this year?

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Challenges to Ramadan end

Tiwari had to rush back from Mumbai to photocopy a few recipes of national importance. All the friendly neighborhood photocopying shops in Mumbai are closed. Jains are “having” or “behaving” Paryushan. I do not think they celebrate it.

Jains control all non-essential services in Mumbai. These non-essential services include Grocery stores, photocopying and laminating shops, "ready made" garments stores designed by the guys who designed the grocery, hardware stores also designed by the guy who designed the grocery etc. They also, the control the diamond and jewelry business. They used to control the BSE till the American Jews took over.

This is the only Indian festival which the Jews in Diamond trade dread. Their prayers might just work!

Jews gather to ask the wall if Jains will leave some Diamonds for them.

Paryushan is also the period when Jains end their fasting period and their fasting challenges to Ramadan. In this period when they ask forgiveness from all those people with whom they have business dealings! I think this is the only reason they continue to have business associates. Jews are also thinking of inventing a period like this.

Monday, August 28, 2006

Legend

Hrishikesh Mukherjee. His movies made me cry, laugh, cry, laugh...touched me all the time! It is sad to be really sad!

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Kayam Churna and Eno

On Ganesh Charurthi, I feel that Americans and Europeans will bring Indian Muslims and Hindus closer by discriminating equally against them. All brown!

I fooled the Indian scientist in my meeting with them yesterday and convinced them to be fooled by Americans. Earlier, the Russians were fooling them, now the Americans will do it. What is the problem?

I have still not found out if the Dutch have apologized for detaining Indians but I am sure the Americans, the marshal on the Northwest flight and the crew has not. What have we got against the Dutch? One has to go after the poor intelligence levels of American Air Marshals.

Northwest Airline. Qualification. 5.4”, White, Slim, ignorant, loud and scared.

Happy Ganesh Chaturthi. Kayam Churna and Eno are good products to keep in the house during these ladoo festivals.


Saturday, August 26, 2006

Osama's best disguise!

I am a worried Economist Sardarji Prime Minister who is brown, has a beard and wears a turban. Should I fly NorthWest or not?

There is a brown problem. And there is a beard problem. It keeps passing my mind that the easiest way for Osama to disguise himself will be to become a Sardarji.

A Sikh was a terrorist during the rule of Soniaji’s mother-in-law. I have some experience with branding of terrorism. At that point of time, could anyone have imagined a Sardarji being a Prime Minister of India?

Tiwari has pointed out that we should have dhan-shak as the Parsi New Year just passed. Dhan-Shak will be history soon if the Parsis do not have more unprotected sex.  I should avoid my AIDS / HIV preaching about safe and protected sex to this community.

Have a great weekend.

Friday, August 25, 2006

Pluto never a planet in Bihar!

247Gay.com reports that two thirds of parliamentarians in India are misinformed about HIV and believe the virus can spread by sharing clothes. Sharing clothes? No, our parliamentarians do not do that, it is unlikely that the virus will spread in the Lok Sabha. Maybe these chaps should check in the Rajya Sabha. We have quite a few folks there like Bajaj, Mallya and Jaya who do not know whose clothes they are wearing.

RJD MP Sadhu Yadav almost punched Prabhunath Singh JD (U) in the parliament. Both are from Bihar. They will never exchange clothes now.

I told the parliamentarians "I make particular emphasis on the control of AIDS because in our setting, there are still many cultural taboos which prevent the openness in discussions on matters relating to human sexuality" . I did not mention that another problem is that we can only see Sas, bahu, beti and baby on television.

Former Karnataka Chief Minister Dharam Singh wants me to address the Hindi speaking people in South India. All 235 of them!

You cannot see still—Star Movies, Star One, Star Gold, HBO, Zee Cinema, AXN, SetMax, Sahara One and Sahara Filmy— in Mumbai. Rest of the country has more adult education and is more matured than Mumbaikars. Mumbai is full of deprived sex maniacs who pounce on anyone of the opposite gender and tell them to watch Sas, bahooo, beti and baby with them.

Imam Bukhari and Ramdev Maharaj wanted to know if they have to shave before they traveled North West. I had the PMO advice them that the North West is still under congress control and they can fly freely there.

Tiwari is unperturbed by the change in Pluto’s status. For him it was always the god of the dead and the ruler of the underworld. In UP and Bihar it was never considered to be a planet. He told me he had seen some classified files on the kitchen table and the code name for Dawaood at RAW is Pluto. I should be more careful where I keep these things.


Bihar mai Pluto planet nahi hai

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Paris Hilton in not a hotel!

Telangana Rashtra Samiti leader K Chandrasekara Rao has gone on a hunger strike. If Amir Khan is passing Jantar Mantar he can visit these chaps. I think he should look up the issue of Telangana before visiting them. But there is not much to worry for him. Most folks in Telangana think there is no Amir in Hyderabad, there is only a Nizam!

While on Andhra Pradesh, BJP leader Janardhan Reddy evidence of corruption against Karnataka chief minister HD Kumaraswamy is very sloppy. Bad camera work, poor sound, poor characterization, unstable camera and no script! I do not think with this quality of filming Kumaraswamy can be corrupt.

As a Sardarji Economist Prime Minister, I always thought Paris Hilton was a hotel in France. It turns out to be a lady whose latest video has been given an “A” certification. This means I cannot see it on TV! But all those who Google for terms like “sexy bhabhi”, can watch it on http://www.clinicallclear.com

Censored Hilton!

A few words on the nuclear deal…Please understand, we can test a nuclear device, today, tomorrow or 5 years later. Anytime! US co-operation stops after that. Simple? Also, we cannot declare a nuclear establishment as civilian and then decide it is not. Left has finally understood this. So has the media. So has my wife. But Tiwari wanted to know what happens if we explode a nuclear device on a country? Tough one…eh?

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Gana!

After Vande Matram, this Wednesday morning, seems to be a day of gana!

The first gana which hit me this morning was Telangana! Telangana Rashtra Samiti has quit the government.

Will Smith may sing some gana. His production company has tied up with UTV to make a couple of desi flicks.

Coke and Pepsi do not have dangerously high pesticide content. Sunita Narain can go and sing her gana somewhere else. I am proud of our health minister. First he banned smoking on the screen and now he has let children have coke.

All the gana you will now see on television will have to appease Imam Bukhari, sas, bhau, beti and baby. Particularly baby!


Featured on HBO, August 2006!


Vande Ma!

I am a bit lost, but I do not know what to do except keep quite. I do not have to be a Sardarji Economist Prime Minister to find the following on Wikipedia

Dr Rajendra Prasad, who was presiding the Constituent Assembly on January 24, 1950, made the following statement which was also adopted as the final decision on the issue:

    “The composition consisting of words and music known as Jana Gana Mana is the National Anthem of India, subject to such alterations as the Government may authorise as occasion arises, and the song Vande Mataram, which has played a historic part in the struggle for Indian freedom, shall be honored equally with Jana Gana Mana and shall have equal status with it. (Applause) I hope this will satisfy members. (Constituent Assembly of India, Vol. XII, 24-1-1950)”

And also I have the freedom of putting the un-Islamic song on this website:

Mother, I bow to thee!
Rich with thy hurrying streams,
bright with orchard gleams,
Cool with thy winds of delight,
Green fields waving Mother of might,
Mother free.

Glory of moonlight dreams,
Over thy branches and lordly streams,
Clad in thy blossoming trees,
Mother, giver of ease
Laughing low and sweet!
Mother I kiss thy feet,
Speaker sweet and low!
Mother, to thee I bow.

Who hath said thou art weak in thy lands
When the sword flesh out in the seventy million hands
And seventy million voices roar
Thy dreadful name from shore to shore?
With many strengths who art mighty and stored,
To thee I call Mother and Lord!
Though who savest, arise and save!
To her I cry who ever her foeman drove
Back from plain and Sea
And shook herself free.

Thou art wisdom, thou art law,
Thou art heart, our soul, our breath
Though art love divine, the awe
In our hearts that conquers death.
Thine the strength that nervs the arm,
Thine the beauty, thine the charm.
Every image made divine
In our temples is but thine.

Thou art Durga, Lady and Queen,
With her hands that strike and her
swords of sheen,
Thou art Lakshmi lotus-throned,
And the Muse a hundred-toned,
Pure and perfect without peer,
Mother lend thine ear,
Rich with thy hurrying streams,
Bright with thy orchard gleems,
Dark of hue O candid-fair

In thy soul, with jewelled hair
And thy glorious smile divine,
Loveliest of all earthly lands,
Showering wealth from well-stored hands!
Mother, mother mine!
Mother sweet, I bow to thee,
Mother great and free!

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Soniaji’s husband’s grandfather

Ritesh Deshmukh’s father cannot watch HBO, STAR Movies, AXN, Sahara One, Sahara Filmy, SET Max, Zee Cinema, STAR Gold, and STAR World in Mumbai. These channels air adult content not suitable for viewers of Kabhi Sas bhi Kabhi Bahu thi.

Natwar is going to write a book. It will be called Walk the Volker. He will call me a nincompoop. And he will say that Soniaji is Italian. He may also say that he is joining the Samajwadi Party in the epilogue.

Shiva, Ganesha and Durga, all residing in Uttar Pradesh have been drinking milk. A nation of 1 billion people has spent years praying in Churches, Temples and Dargahs for a miracle. It has been rewarded with a demonstration of capillary action. I am really grateful to God for this.

The paradox is, we pray for a miracle and when it happens we want a scientific explanation to refute it.

Soniaji’s late husband’s grandfather Jawaharlal Nehru said "The police are good enough to meet our (India’s) security needs." He was lawyer, a scholar, a freedom fighter. He was handsome, he was charismatic, he was a socialist…but he also seems to have been a Sardarji Economist Prime Minister willing to get the nation bombed.

Wrong thinking hat..eh?

Now that OBC will get reserved seats will the furniture industry experience a surge? Tiwari wanted to know this while serving breakfast this morning.


Monday, August 21, 2006

Brown nudist!

Vande Matram is un-Islamic! Discussions on Jana Gana Mana are still open.

Tell me, who provides the provocative feed to VHP? Togadia or Shahi Imam of Delhi's Jama Masjid Syed Ahmed Bukhari?

If you are traveling to UK, USA or Germany, please ensures that you are not brown. One way of not being brown is to wear fewer clothes. Brown nudist will not be considered brown by airport security.

Welcome to another week. Have a great time. We are tabling the OBC quota bill this week. All Brahmins are now expected migrate to USA, UK, Australia and turn white!


Peace at last for Raja Arjun Singh!

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Seawater safer than Coke

South Africa – India business ties are expected to get a major boost. Dawood Ibrahim Kaskar now lives in a town near Johannesburg disguised as a small time businessman.

Seawater at
Mahim beach turned sweet. Ritesh Deshmukh’s father warned people that it may be dangerously sweet. Sunita Narain, director of the CSE says it is still safer than Coke.

The proposed Second Airport in Mumbai has been cleared by International Civil Aviation Organization. Shabana Azmi has requested some slum dwellers from Santacruz/Kurla to move to the new location at Vashi to maintain the ambience.

Today I am worried that N R Narayana Murthy is now going to have more time to give his opinion on TV. Indian Middle class will lap it up as if it is the ultimate truth from God. I have great respect for the N R Narayana Murthy, but he has no idea about running a coalition government with pressures from Arabs and Americans at the same time…no idea at all!

My suggestion to Murthy will be to avoid social service and politics. Focus on mentoring businesses and donate generously to Congress funds.

Saturday, August 19, 2006

Unhappy weekend

Welcome to another weekend.

I am not feeling particularly happy this morning. Tiwari has cooked eggplant bhajias for breakfast. Can Jains eat eggplant bhajias? Probably not, they grow below the ground and have the word egg embedded in them.

President Kalam is unhappy. He had to sign the office of profit bill under duress. I had threatened him with matching his hairstyle. I have just to let my hair loose and I will be Kalam!

All married, engaged or courting couples are unhappy. KANK is doing well.

Jagat Singh is also unhappy. We sacked him.

Indian Middle class is unhappy. We, MPs have raised our salaries.

Priest in Sabarimala temple are unhappy. Women are getting an equal footing at Gods feet.

Babus are unhappy. The sloppiness of their handwriting in the margins of public documents will be exposed.

Honestly with so much unhappiness, I am looking forward to seeing SRK’s DON!

Khai ke pan Banaras wala!

Friday, August 18, 2006

Well protected by ex-Terrorist

Parliamentary affairs minister Priya Ranjan Dasmunsi and I have decided to not table the amendment to the Right to Information Act. The minister has scribbled on the lower right corner of the amendment “to be surreptitiously introduced in the next session when no one is looking”. Of course, these jottings in the margin will be secret forever.

Venkat came across a very interesting piece on Arab News. It seems that we have banned Arab television. Really? I did not even know this! When did my cabinet make such a move? Shahid Raza of Arab news called up a few five star hotels in Mumbai and found that none offered Al-Jazeera or Al-Arabiya. The journo wept through the night.

Arjun Singh called me and pointed out that we are a secular country and we should let the Arabs visiting India get live updates from Al-Queda, Hamas and Hezbollah.

India TV has been reporting that I am being protected by ex-Terrorist. Jolly good job eh? I am still alive and kicking Economist Sardarji Prime Minister. Incidentally, India TV has a tie up with Al Jazeera!
Special Protection Group!

I am Al-finished with this post!

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Must be a Sardar!

Pakistani foreign ministry spokeswoman, Tasneem Aslam, on Tuesday rejected Indian allegation of cross-border terrorism. The Indian male watched this with great interest. The Indian women were also inspired but not as inspired as by Indra Nooyi.

Tasneem Aslam. Kya bolti tu?

The Indian male listed the top reasons why Tasneem Aslam is the spokesperson of a brown Islamic Country.

  1. She is a woman
  2. She is a woman who does not wear the hijab
  3. She is a Pakistani woman
  4. She speaks like Simi Garewal
  5. She has the right color hair
  6. She is a woman
  7. She is a native woman of Pakistan who does not wear the burkha
  8. She plays tennis.
  9. She is a woman
  10. She is a darn good looking woman

Ok! Ok! Got it! If we were a brown Islamic dictatorship with fundamental tendencies we should have attractive women as spokesperson that can spew lies with ease and aplomb. Who should be the spokesperson of moderate secular democracy which gets bombed frequently? Must be a Sardar!

South Africans do not like the Pakistani ambassador being targeted near their hotel. LTTE should have done it some where else claimed Gerald Majola, Chief Executive Officer of Cricket Board of South Africa while recalling the team back to South Africa!

By the way, thanks to cricket I have discovered that the Pakistanis were arming Islamic militants against LTTE. Cricket matches must go on. A member of RAW should also be a part of BCCI.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Residual explosive fluids

I am preoccupied and pissed off with the mediocre speech I made on Independence Day. I will try to blog better than my speech.

Anyways, there is one major thing that is bothering me. I am brown! And Pakistanis are also brown. So this brown brown commonality has shades of dangerous confusion. I will be frisked, felt up and humiliated more now. I am the same brown as the brown which my neighbor is. I am not shy about being brown, but the special shade called terror brown worries me.

Tiwari just returned from UK. He says that the security checked his nostrils for residual explosive fluids. Any other parts checked for fluids? Anyone wants to share with this brown nation? This is the Sardarji Economist Brown Prime Minister in asking…


Saturday, August 12, 2006

KANK

US embassy has sent out an email alert to its citizens. Stay away from KANK, it as bad as traveling to UK!

Have a good weekend! I too will try to stay safe…from Natwar.

Friday, August 11, 2006

Ma ka dhud!

Airport security tightened in Albany, Syracuse, but breast milk will be permitted on the aircraft…with and without the breast. Ma ka dhud is now secured!

British foreign secretary is grateful to the Pakistani Government for the help in foiling the terror plot. Jaswant was also grateful to the foreign minister of Taliban government, Wakil Ahmed Muttawakil when he visited them to hand over Masood Azhar and take back the hijacked plane.

Is anyone reporting on the number of Arabs having courage to reach UK now?

Soniaji is proud of her choice!

Every time these murderous bombing plots are unraveled, a knot forms in my stomach and prayer pours out of my mouth. I pray and hope that not even one misguided Indian Muslim extremist is a part of this! Oh God! Let the misguided Indian Muslim extremist retain their focus on India and not humiliate us globally.

The judgment in the 1993 serial bomb blasts has been postponed. Judge wants to club this with the judgment of the 2006 serial bomb blasts. Says that many perpetrators like the ISI, Dawood, Aneese are common.

I have been ranked as the best PM ever in India by an international think tank survey. Soniaji is proud of her choice. She says she will choose all PM’s in future.

Apunka Choice !

Natwar is still off balance. Keeps falling on his face!

We have a weekend coming up with a high terror alert. Make sure you do not get close to any place where there is a possibility of a bomb blast.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Comrade Ganguly is back!

Natwar lost his balance and let out a tirade full of obscenities against me and the congress party. He pointed out that I am dimwit since I have not won even a municipal election. It seems he has won a few in Iraq!

Surat is submerged. I feel sad for all stranded there. A friend of mine, stranded on the 9th floor has a couple of million dollars worth of diamonds with him. He also has his dead mother who he cannot take out to cremate.
Can't buy love, drinking water, food, coca cola and place to rest for the dead!

Soniaji will be viewing Surat from the skies if the pilot is able to locate it. She will announce a relief package. Is Natwar right? Am I really the Prime Minister?

A lot of folks came and tied rakhi on my wrist. Soniaji is not my sister.

Kerala has announced a total embargo on the manufacture and sale of drinks made by the cola giants. Most of the Keralites are in Middle East and then ban will not affect them.


Generally, it was a good day for the communist. I heard Comrade Ganguly is back as a probable in the Indian Cricket team.


Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Good Humor or English accuracy!

All Muslim women will tie rakhis to their Hindu brothers on the front pages of national dailies and on all news channels today. I would prefer a few Hindus marrying Muslims any day, anytime! It will cause real communal harmony.

Atalji says that Somnath, our Lok Sabha speaker is a communist supporting the treasury benches though he wants to be neutral and communist. Atalji says that he is actually a communist supporting the communist and I am living under an illusion that he is a communist supporting the congress.

Of late, my sense of humor has been deteriorating. But my spellings and grammar have been improving. As a Sardarji Economist Prime Minister who blogs, I am left with a difficult choice. Good Humor or English accuracy. I will choose good humor any day.


Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Sachin unfit for scuba diving!

Natwar, after a meeting with BJP leader Yashwant Sinha, Samajwadi Party General Secretary Amar Singh and JD(U)'s Digvijay Singh has connived and plotted to go after me and Soniaji. He wants to know what is wrong in helping his own children using his contacts? He looks into everyone’s eyes and asks, “Haven’t you too done that?”

He will be political wilderness with many great leaders by this weekend. Only the Gandhi clan is fit to rule this nation.

Tiwari just told me that Chappell says that Sachin is unfit…. for scuba diving. Board Secretary Niranjan Shah called and told me that “ The Sachin is the entirely fit as per the John Gloster and the board is all the sure that Sachin is not the type of the player who will play the cricket if he was the unfit” He is competing with quite a few soaps on Zee, Sony and Star in demonstrating his Gujju accent.

Monday, August 07, 2006

Volkerized

Natwar is pissed off at me and the Congress. He has yet to figure out what crime he did commit by recommending two commission agents to Saddam’s government. All parents have to take care of their children using their socio-political contacts…right? All parents in India do it. Our children rarely accomplish anything on their own! They need their parents contacts from college admissions to finding a good spouse!

With a little bit of help...

I have to still find out if Sunita Narain has met Swami Ramdev Maharajji. Swami Ramdev Maharajji is in a unique Catch-22 situation. He hates the cola companies as much as Sunita does but he also hates any standards for his medicine.

This is going to be a Volker-Natwar-Cola-Jaswant week. I hope the Indian businessmen and you keep slogging to keep the nation clicking. The government will be volkerized this entire week! Have a great week!

Sunday, August 06, 2006

Medha & Medha

Sunita Narain, Director, Centre for Science and Environment has changed her name to Medha Patkar. She joins the great class of Indian activists who are honest, suave, Gandhian, simple and focused. Looks like Medha and Medha are focused on joining CPI (M).

I like Medha & Medha & Medha. All have an interesting link with Amir.

I like these suave, English speaking, activists. They can misguide the nation with more ease then suave, English speaking, Harvard educated Finance Ministers.

Venkat gave me the news clipping on the cola-pesticide controversy. The western media is reporting that the Indian Supreme Court has asked for Coca Cola’s secret formulation while the Indian media is reporting that Coke and Pepsi have high level of Pesticide as per Medha and her team!

I may just have a Diet Coke for breakfast. Diet coke is low cal. Less pesticides in it I believe! Tiwari is drinking coke made from Narmada waters. Have fun Medha and Medha!

And, by the way, one of my diplomats got thrown out of Pakistan while carrying documents pointing to Pakistani nuclear locations. I chucked out one of their consular boys in India for not issuing a visa to Javed Aktar.

Saturday, August 05, 2006

Name of the bean

Natwar Singh’s furious at his betrayal by the congress. He is now going to spill the beans! Good, let him do it. Soniaji can sack him easily after that. Or he may be just like Jaswant and won’t know the name of the bean!

Yesterday, I apologized to leading Pakistani human rights activist Asma Jehangir after police searched her room at a hotel in South Delhi. I explained to her that the search had more to do with her being a Human Right Activist rather than a Pakistani. In general, Indian police do not like the concept of human rights.

A Chennai-based devotee has offered two diamond ear coverings worth Rs 1.1 crore to the Sri Venkateswara Temple at Tirupati. He will also be trying some prayer at a later date, as soon as he finds time.

Women now to visit temple to see the jewelry!

Have a terrific weekend. Do not get caught while driving with exccess content of blood in your alcohol stream. (I know you have heard this before, but when the Sardarji Economist Prime Minister says it, it is got to be funnier!)

Friday, August 04, 2006

Ek Duje Ke liye

Justice Pathak submitted a confidential report to me reported the media while providing the contents of the report. Justice Pathak says Natwar used his position to go on foreign junkets, use expensive cars and get commission for his friends. Now, I want to meet one minister who has not done this.

High pesticide content in colas has got the sports and film personalities worried as prospects of their unemployment loom large. Mani Shankar Aiyar called me and requested me to let people drink pesticide and play sports.

Ek Duje Ke Liye!

Tiwari told me that Johar recorded a special rock and roll song, ‘Where’s the party tonight’, just to please the Samajwadi Bachchans. It is quite likely that the movie has been made without a script and all songs are interchangeable.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Senator Thomas Graham kaun hai?

The mole drama is getting to be fun. I am squeezing the maximum mileage out of it. Jaswant is also enjoying it. His books sales are soaring. He has started writing the sequel. It is called “Senator Thomas Graham kaun hai?”.

Veerappa Moily-headed oversight committee has estimated an expenditure of Rs 16,000 crore to be incurred over five years for implementing OBC quotas in primer institutes. Good estimate. 16 is a lucky number for me. I have requested the law and finance ministries to prepare a report on this. After that I will ask the petrochemical ministry followed by the human rights commission to give there analysis. Subsequently, I will seek an opinion from the Ministry of Chemicals and Fertilizers. Ahem…I can already see the smile on the faces of the upper class bloggers who for the first time in their life are seeing an advantage in a government process.


Arjun solves the equation! Govt v/s Govt!

Raj Thackeray will compete with various Imams in the national Fatwa championship. He was nominated for his brilliant constitution bending fatwa that “nobody should represent the Mumbai blast accused”.

Omkara opened to strong numbers in North America and a decent gross in the United Kingdom. It is reportedly much better with sub-titles on it. Tiwari wants to visit USA to see this movie. He says this type of movie makes him feel like an intellectual rather then a cook of a Sardarji Economist Prime Minister, when sees it in US with sub titles.

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Second Fiddle to lead

Sri Lanka’s Tamil Tiger are drafting their own “anti-terrorism laws”. Soon we will see the LeT and SIMI coming up with the same.

Raul Castro to lead after playing second Fiddle for years.

Fidel's enforcer to lead

There is nothing much happening and I do not want to blog on Infosys finishing 25 years. I also do not want to blog on child labor ban which we should have done years back. I am not buying a car and even if I am it is unlikely I will pay for it, so let Maruti increase the prices. And I am unsure whether the Indo-Pak talks will resume or not. Saran speaks with me as if I am a news channel.

What a way to start a Wednesday!

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Secular meteorites


Meteorites shower in parts of Gujarat. Scientist from PRL collected and tested samples. Declared that they are likely to be secular!

English media wants a retest done, cannot imagine anything secular in Gujarat says Rajdeep.

Shahabuddin requests Mercy Killing!

There is something about Jagmohan Dalmiya which exemplifies what drives India sports. One look at him and we know where CAB is headed says Buddhadeb.

RJD MP Shahabuddin filed a petition for mercy killing due unbearable spinal pain. Court moved him to AIIMS. He wants to be moved to Indian Railways. Best to be in Lalu’s custody where Nitish cannot get him!


Tuesday is full of hidden possibilities. Tiwari has still not made up his mind what to cook for breakfast and Jaswant has offered a mole with it!