National Islamic University

Cuban Foreign Minister Felipe Pérez Roque is here. I welcomed him to India. Thanked him for being non-aligned towards America. We too are non-aligned towards a lot of countries like Pakistan, China etc...

The Cuban press has published that Cuban delegation attended a Cuba solidarity event at the National Islamic University in Delhi. National Islamic University? Where is this in Delhi? Shit, Tiwari just informed me that Jamia Millia Islamia means the same!

We generally like Cuba. It is inconsequential in most of the areas. We doubled the number of technical scholarship to their students and agreed to waive $62 million of commercial debt. We are basically going after the oil in Cuba.

Meanwhile, I am in UP campaigning for the rights of secular people. I will be addressing meetings in Bijnore and Pilibhit Districts. If you are an Indian middle class urbanite, you will not be aware of the existence of these districts, but these are the districts which determine who rules the nation.

How are you feeling this Sunday? Good? Let me screw it. A five-month pregnant patient, battling with cancer, was brutally raped at Tata Memorial Hospital! I have always had a feeling that we are a nation of sexually deprived male sex maniacs, this is just more evidence.