Saturday, March 24, 2007

Thank you Dravid

Dear Rahul Dravid,

Thank you for loosing the cricket match. I and the nation are grateful to you. You have opened the world of sports to the nation which was so far boxed in cricket.

It has also give me an opportunity to ask Sharad Pawar to resign.

Please keep up the good work.

regards

PM.

PS: Do not even think of murdering anyone.

Monday, March 19, 2007

Shooting opportunity

I think we will get an bigger opportunity to develop Indian sports if we keep loosing cricket matches to teams like Bangladesh. Our cricket team was definitely playing for the country in this match and not their individual benefit.