Sunday, May 06, 2007

Hello Sunday

Pakistan's Daily Times reports that India has a dilemma of choosing between Iranian gas or US nuclear deal. Actually it does not matter as both will be eventually US supplies. Meanwhile, key US congressional supporters of closer ties with India have sent me a threatening letter to cut any ties with Iraq. I have also received threats from CPI-M about the nuclear deal. I am getting used to being a Secular Sardarji Economist Prime Minister..

Soniaji is one of the 100 most influential people in the world. I am still a Secular Sardarji Economist Prime Minister.

I have set a FDI target of US $ 30 billion for this year. We will be likely selling a lot of local companies and strong Indian brands.



Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Encounter Specialist Vaghela

Encounter Specialist, Vaghela

Shankarsinh Vaghela says Narendra Modi killed Sohrabuddin at the behest of Rajasthan politicians to pocket a few hundred crores. He also killed Sohrabuddin's wife. He cremated her instead of burying her. This is not very secular of him.

A few questions came to my mind. As an Sardar Economist Prime Minister, and unlike my colleague Shankarsinh Vaghela, I am not an encounter specialist. My expertise in understanding encounters is lacking so my questions may sound a bit naive.

  1. What sort of an extortionist was Shorabuddin that he was worth hundreds of crores to Rajasthani politicians?
  2. Will the brother of the great hero and martyr Shorabuddin get a congress ticket?
  3. I do not like Narendrabhai, but can he pick up the phone and say "Khallas kar do"?

Anyone can help me with this?


Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Studies are important

I inaugurated Institute for Studies in Industrial Development. Studies are good for the Industry and studies about industrial development much better. We can also study poverty, castism and sexual discrimination. These studies are good for the overall development. We can study religion...well...well...I do not know if this study is good for all....but it is study...it cannot harm anybody can it? But in anycase let us study Industrial development which I, as a Secular Sardarji Economist Prime Minister feel is good for the nation.

Most of the police in the world have declared a Labor day alert...why?