Sunday, August 26, 2007

Ardhendu Bhushan Bardhan

A B Bardhan general secretary of the Communist Party of India is suggesting that he will retire.

He is 81 years old but his thinking and philosophy is much younger. It is just 30 years old.

He hopes that the younger generation, which is 50 years old and has a thinking which is just 25 years old will take over the reigns of the communist party of India.

As a Sardarji Economist Prime Minister I do not see a difference.


Saturday, August 25, 2007

How to start a communal riot

I am Sad. Shattered.

But I am glad that the terrorist are fools and have a complete lack of understanding of the fabric which holds India together. You cannot start a communal unrest in India by planting bombs in Mandirs and Masjids. Actually, you cannot start a riot with a bomb.

To start a riot you need is a Barbri Masjid or a Godhara where "common folks" go out of control. To get the common folks out of control you need some politician.

The corollary to this theorem is that you cannot have riots without a politician.

The second corollary is that terrorist cannot start a communal riot!


First new states of USSR

West Bengal and Kerala plan to demand independence from Indian misrule and declare themselves as the first new states of the new USSR. Shit! I do not know why Tiwari comes up with such mediocre jokes. He should stick to cooking.




Friday, August 24, 2007

Left on right!

As the deadline for all those without work permits to leave UAE nears, Ravula Chandra Sekhar Reddy (TDP) charged the Congress government in Andhra Pradesh with not doing enough for the safe return of the people stranded in UAE, most of whom are Telugu and belonged to SCs and ST. Does UAE have reservation for illegal immigrants? When did Arjun visit?


Ravula Chandra Sekhar Reddy...implementor of reservation in illegal immigrants to UAE

Visited Atalji at the hospital. His feeling a bit on the left lately he told me, and the left was feeling a bit on the right Karat announced today.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Chuk De is not about a Mulsim Coach

Chuck de India is not about a Muslim coach making the womens team of a Hindu majority country win. The next movie from Yashraj is not about a Sardraji Economist Prime Minister economically transforming a Hindu majority country. Another movie is also not about a Parsi conglomerate which has transformed the brand India into brand TATA.

And the movie being made on Soniaji has nothing to do with her being a Christian!

It is not about all this...nope sir! It is just the media which is running around like a headless chicken and writing about this.

Jai Hind!

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

The headless chicken

Who is running around like a headless chicken? Mr. Sen. There are 3 options:

1. NDTV
2. Bardhan
3. Me


You loose your head in any case...


Sen...Sen..go away! Headless chicken want to play!

Monday, August 20, 2007

Vir on Left

Vir has written well on what is the status of the communists ideology today in Hindustan Times. I think all the Urban middle class Indians who read English newspaper will read it. The people who matter to the left parties read only Bengali and Malayalam newspapers. Do they have Hindustan Times in Malayalam?

Right Wing parties want to know why we have not demanded a right to bomb in all agreements with US. At the moment only USA has the right to bomb anywhere in the world, Russia has a right to bomb the previously communist countries, while we do not have the right to bomb Pakistan! What are we going to do with a right to test if we cannot bomb at will? Advanji wanted to know. He says even Al Quida has more rights than us!



I am back

I am back….again

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Left and Right rejection

Left has rejected the Nuclear deal. Say that it has to be in Malayalam or Bengali. The Right has also rejected the nuclear deal. They say it should include US support for building the Ram Mandir. I am just a Secularly centered Economist Sardarji Prime Minister who keeps marching...left, right, left, left, left, left....