I, The Prime Minister of India (a.k.a Pradhan Mantri), blog here for the Indians who are rich, sexy and nerdy! Rest can watch TV! This is a log of the nation in Hypertext Marked Lies. It will show lies in any of the popular, unpopular or controversial browsers.Desiloptics, Desinomics and Destechology. It could not get more crazy than this.
I am not feeling funny today. Like yesterday, I am brooding about how we keep imagining that any religion can be moderate. Is it possible for any religion when followed down to the last word in any holy book be moderate? I will have to ask Soniaji about this.
Satyam will join global giants such as McDonalds and the US brewer Anheuser-Busch as one of six World Cup sponsors...which world cup? The football world cup! Also, B Ramalinga Raju, Chief of Satyam Computer Services' Ltd has been awarded the E&Y entrepreneur of year award for India.
This is impressive. I am going to restrain myself from any wise cracks this Sunday.
We are pitching for the candidature our envoy in London, Kamlesh Sharma, for the post of Commonwealth secretary general. I do not know what a Secretary General of the Commonwealth does but I am sure he will be as relevant to the world as the commonwealth itself.
I must say the white queen looks more attractive in Kampala then she does in Edinburgh.
Soniaji addressed the AICC general assembly. She did not mention Gujarat Elections nor did she mention Nandigram. She did not mention the big mouth Mani Shanker Aiyar. She did not tell us if Ram had passed an engineering exam before building the Ram Sethu.
She also pointed out that unlike NDA, under UPA, the nation has become very secular. Both Ohm Shanti Ohm and Sawariya were very secular. One had SRK wearing a pendant with signs of all religions and the other had a Hindu boy living with an old Christian lady falling in love with a Muslim girl. She declared this Diwali as the most secular Diwali of all times.
Please advice: 1. If I should increase the price of petrol and diesel 2. If I should reduce the duties and have a problem with government funds 3. Let the companies go bankrupt and then sell them 4. Sell these companies now
Pleas let me know or I will tell the nation that you are not fit to rule India.
The killing of innocent villagers in Nandigram by CPI(M) activist to allow Salim Group to set up an SEZ is secular murder. It is better and more acceptable then the murder by Right wing nationalist. I am not going to act against the West Bengal government. If I act against them then I will no longer be in a position to act against them. Amazing world of secular politics.
Will the English media go after Buddhadeb, Karat and Yechury like they went after Modi. `I hope so, it will allow me to sign the nuclear deal. Rajdeep..go man go....
This is none of my business but as a Sardarji Economist Prime Minister I have to point out that OSO is a secular movie. SRK wears a pendant with a cross, an Om and the moon with the star in the first part of the movie.
Secondly, I am thankful to NDTV for educating the desi generation born around 1980 to the desi movies of the 70ies. Tiwari's son did not get half of the jokes in the first part of OSO.
Iranian interior minister Mostafa Pour Mohammadi met me. He wanted to know if he should watch OSO or Sawariya. I suggested that he should watch Sawariya if he wanted to see a movie and OSO if he wanted to see an extended version of Boggie Woggie minus Javed and team. Ok...OK I know he does not see Boogie Woogie in Tehran but he will now.
Russians likes Rani. I and Putin will watch this Sawariya together in cold and dreary room to match Bhansali's sets when I have lunch with him. Swariya is more Russian with red light area and grey Gothic structures. It is also inspired by "White Nights", a Russian short story by Fyodor Dostoevsky. (Dost - of - whiskey)
Wishing all my Indian bhais and bhens, particularly the Muslims, Christians, Buddhist and the atheist (Read as left parties) a very happy Diwali from a secular government who does not discriminate while wishing anything to anybody.
It always amazes me how we politicians misinterpret events and possibilities. South Africans feel that they have problems due to lack of skills, high labor cost and the impact of apartheid. This they feel is not allowing them to take over the downstream processing of their mining resources. The reality is that the white man in South Africa wants to go biking, hiking and surfing every weekend and the rest want to drink, party and dance starting every Friday night. Only developed economies can have this culture. The rest have to work hard and work hard. Indian and Chineese do this.
"Narrow political considerations can distort national vision". This is what I said. Yes, but if we focus on a Muslim vote bank, we have extraordinary reservation for SC, ST, OBC and other OBC, or we let Mayawati call Mahtma Gandhi a discriminator or we let Karu in Chennai ask which college did Ram graduate from...it is broad minded discussion on national growth.
Considering the last factor, if Karu says there is no Ram, can I wish him happy diwali?