AIMWPLB | Khula

All India Muslim Women Personal Law Board (AIMWPLB) is likely to upset the All India Muslim Personal Law Board (AIMPLB) with their new ''Shariat Nikahnama''. This new ''Shariat Nikahnama'' will enable Muslim women in India to divorce their husbands. We can now watch the Muslim male struggle to keep control on divorcing women.

The new suggestion will not allow men to divorce their wives using technology. So no SMS, MMS email or vedio conferencing for divorcing. Even if you email talaq three times in separate emails, all in Arial, Bold, Itallics! Also, if you turn out to be wife beater, have extramarital affairs, have AIDS, then the women will divorce you. This is a big breakthrough.

Now we have to wait for the reaction from All India Shia Personal Law Board and then the Imam of Jumma Masjid

Sab Kuch Khula Khula Hai!

I, the Secular Saradji Economist Prime Minister who at the moment is busy pushing through a nuclear deal with US and fending off the left attack on my defense ministry for buying a 36 year old, useless tub called USS Trenton from the American Navy pray that these women do not create a problem in my vote bank.