Gill pill for the Civil Servicse

I inaugurated the third Civil Services Day today. I told the top civil servants, “In the quest to build a modern nation, absorbing the best from the outside world, epitomizing Gandhiji’s vision of an inclusive society, the civil services have played an admirable role.”

Well, if you are inaugurating the Civil Services Day, you cannot speak about corruption, can you?

Here are some candid suggestion for the India Civil Service from the Secular Sardarji Economist Prime Minister.

• Please stop eating Pan. All of you!
• Please make sure that your kids get good values. It does not matter that you are corrupt, lecherous, sex starved maniac...your kids should not pull guns and rape foreigners.
• If you have anything to say against Soniaji or Rahulbaba, please quit the congress and return to the civil service. We will make you the collector of Bundarghad.
• Align yourself with a political party after 5 years into civil service. It will easier for all of us to plot and plan against each other.
• If you are in an extremely high position please ensure that you take good training from Mr. Gill. I, myself, did not know that this election commissioner was in the congress till we made him the minister.

An inspirational Gill Pill for the Civil Service- Election Commissioner to Minister of State Sports & Youth Affair