Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Maharaja Asleep

VP "Mandal" Singh did not celebrate his 75 th birthday. Three reasons for this. First he is in a hospital. Second he has reservations about celebrating in a hospital. Third , other than me no one remembered his birthday.

I heard that Robin Cook is about to release his latest novel in which the plot has sexy Indian women being trained as nurses by unscrupulous medical entrepreneurs in USA for something nasty. This is bad. Communist will tell me...see...this is what they think about us....and you...you Sardar want to sign a deal with them! Shame on you.

I called up Praful to find out how he managed to have an Air India flight flly well past its destination with both its pilots fast asleep in the cockpit. I have quite a few ministries with the pilots asleep, Praful was not one of them.

Other pilots also napping!






2 comments:

onKIA said...

Pujya Pradhan MantriG,

Narayan Narayan!! Isnt it time to expand your cabinet?

New Cabinet Minister to look after the health of X prime minister and cabinet mnisters. Retirement Benefits you see. AtalG, and may be yourself will benefit.

Remember Kerala ? Its a part of India administered by Communists. Nurses from this state bring the most revenues in Dollars may be? What if they ban keralites in American influenced Oil Producing Nations. What will the nation do? I mean for the DOllars? Mortgage GOLD? Any ways these foreign body will be a good content for my onkia mobile internet application. (Video clips on Mobile)

The 1062,oh sorry! not the QAidi no of Tihar but of the Forbes list offered me a job to fly a helicopter had I known I would have applied to fly a plane instead and no training required. Auto Pilot and ATC will see I bring him down safely. I may even give a lift to Prafulji while I fly back to destination. I make extra bucks too.

With the inflation rising I need to get a job for myself soon.

Vinod Agarwal - Aspiring Prime Minister after 60

Crime Master said...

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