Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Happy Diwali

Have a look what the financial market is doing! SRK playing Big B's role with Amar Singhji while celebrating Diwali which looks like holy!

A very happy Diwali and a terrific future to all who have been tolerating this blog on the internet. Lalu Prasad is planning to start a rival internet, the current internet is against Biharis and Bihar. Nitish is supporting him.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Muslim Jobs and Hindu Terrorists

National Sample Survey Organisation reports that more and more Muslim boys and girls are going to school. They are attending school more regularly then the other communities. They have more pressures of finding a job....wonder why?

Challenges of secular education in an Islamic World

Meanwhile Soniaji, I, Laluji and Mulayamji have finally manged to identify Hindu Terrorists. Real ex-army men and Sadhavis who like to explode bombs in Muslim neighborhoods. The best is that the secular media has video clips of them sitting with Rajnathji. Islamic terrorism over the years has flourished under secular government and now we have seeded Hindu Terrorism for the first time in India under a Secular Economist Sardarji Prime Minister.

Capitalist banks have failed. The Communist and Islamic Fundamentalist are happy. It is a real sadistic joy to "I told you so" when the other guy is losing millions.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

A bit busy

Again...some folks have kept this Sardar busy for long long time...I will be back blogging before Diwali.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Right back

I am right back after a break. I cannot be "left back", just hear what Karat says and one would like to be on an eternal break. At the moment being on the right of the break feels better.

Mamta has finally become Amar. First TATA, now she is after Delhi police She is now Amar! Mamta Didi Amar raho!

Meanwhile Harbajan has aplogised for playing Ravan on a reality show. In future he will only do it on the cricket field.

Harbajan? I thought he was a Sardar like me!

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Plebiscite schedule

Poll schedule for constituting the new legislative assemblies of Chhattisgarh, Madhya Pradesh, Rajasthan, Mizoram and Delhi have been declared. This election and the next Lok Sabha polls are like a plebiscite. Do we as a nation want to be secular like Congress or secular like BJP. The sad part is that people might just find a path midway and make the nation secular like Mayawati.

Meanwhile Maya memsahib has informed Soniaji that she can set up a rail coach factory in UP provided she unveils her statue first.

Maya ki Chal..thumak thumak

I also met Amar Singhji and Mamta Banerjee. Both apprised me on how they saved the farmers at Singur. Amar Singhji also wanted Ratan Tata to make up his mind and decide if he is a politician or an industrialist just like Big B and Anil Ambani have made up their minds.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Secular Conversions

Before going to NIC meet I checked the New York Times. I always rely on New York Times for accurate assessment of the situation. I was glad to inform the participants of NIC like Narendrbhai that NY Times is also against forceful conversions. Their headline is "Hindu Threat to Christians: Convert or Flee".

Christians are indulging in secular conversions while the Bajrang Dal is indulging in communal conversions. I like working on the assumption that minorities cannot do wrong till proven otherwise.

Congress is responsible for insulating India from the financial crises. We nationalized the banks. Your money is safe. Oh! you bank with ICICI? Why?

From the congress album

With Nixon...Indiraji looked more like the President eh? Did not feel like blogging and hence a dip into the past....I hope you had a sober weekend.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Marie Marie

Sisir Das, my tour officer finds it emabrassing to communicate my dietary preferences to my hosts in J and K. I am sure you too would like to know what a Secular Sardarji Economist Prime Minister eats during a global financial melt down while inaugurating trains in Kashmir.

  • Start day with the Marie biscuits and bed tea with a little sugar.
  • Breakfast of fresh coconut water followed by papaya and then a bowl of corn flakes or dalia with toast and home-made butter.
  • Lunch will be of tawa chapattis and a little dal alongside two sabzis
  • In the evening, I will have tea with no sugar along with the Marie biscuits and have the leftovers from the lunch for kidding.

Marie, Marie... is also good song by Shaking Stevens!

Jayaprakash Narayan,was fondly commemorated on his 106th birth. He shares his birthday with a samajwadi called Amitabh. The Big B spent his birthday in a hospital bed holding Samajwadi Amar Singhs hand.

Saturday, October 11, 2008

In Kashmir

I and Soniaji inaugurated 450-megawatt hydro power project at Baglihar Dam. Inaugurating anything in Kashmir is a death defying act. I admire Soniaji's courage. Next she will be visiting Orissa. She will carry appropriate arms to protect fellow Christians.

I am against a judicial probe into the Jamia Nagar encounter. It will make us look too pro Muslim and make me feel very stupid.

Friday, October 10, 2008

Nano Thackeray

Nano Thackeray says that Nano project would have not gone to Gujarat if he was the CM. He says that there is plentiful economical hardworking Bihari labor available in Maharashtra which is not available in Gujarat. Mega Thackery will be amused with this one...

Meanwhile TDP wants a Telangana state! Really? No, not really. They just want some votes from Telangana.

Happy Deserra. Burn a couple of Ravans today. Gone are the good old day when you could burn one Ravan and then live happily ever after...

And you thought that Ravana has to be a male?

Thursday, October 09, 2008

Ban ya no Ban?

We had a cabinet meeting. We have this quite often. A meeting inside a cabinet where we scratch each others back. Today we played ban ya no ban inside the cabinet. So far no ban! Lalu wants a ban, Paswan wants a ban, rest of us are still dependent on some Hindu votes..

Ban ya no ban?

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

President Mahmoud Abbas

President of Palestinian National Authority Mahmoud Abbas met me. I promised him 20 million US $ to help out. He wanted my support for a separate state of Palestine. I told him that he has my support but he can hire a lobbying firm called DMK if he wants continued uninterrupted support for separatism.

Car? Hamara Bajaj!

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Tamil Telegrams

Karunanidhi asked his party members and general public to send me telegrams. They are unhappy with the level of support I give the Tamilian sparatist and terroist in Sir Lanka.

Can you send telegrams in Tamil?

The Parliamentary Committee investigating the cash-for-votes scam has said there is no clinching evidence against Amar Singh that he offered bribes to the MPs. He is busy at the moment claiming that the brave cop killed in Jamia Nagar encounter was set up by his colleagues. I should have the Parliamentary Committee investigate Amar Singh's mental health.

Sunday, October 05, 2008

The Retrurn of a Secular Sardar

I am back on the blog. One day late, but we politicians can bend and amend all promises. After a long tour like this I have to make the expense statements and get the reimbursements. I am in grade 1500. I get a daily allowance of US $ 600.

Dr Rice droped in to say goodbye, she left after enjoying dhudi paratha with me. She says President Bush did not find time to sign any document for the last few days. He has not even signed her salary cheque! Poor Rice! She also met Advaniji. Advaniji discussed issues of National importance with her, like why Modi's visa was rejected before he applied for it.

I am also happy the NDTV -24 x 7 Secular is reporting that Swami Laxmanananda was killed by Maoist. The coincidence that the Maoist in Orissa are mainly Christians will have to be ignored. Also, if the Maoist kill the Swami it is more acceptable to the Secular media.

Meanwhile TATA's Nano is likely to be manufactured with a Saffron hue...

It is not completely saffron yet, AP has a chance...