Sunday, December 21, 2008

Have a good 2009

I have been busy. First the terror attacks. These were the easiest to handle as we did not have to do anything. US is more worried then us. Then we got a few resignations. I did not have to do much in this too as Soniaji handles the HR related issues in our company. Now we have this Antulay mess. I had a frank discussion with him. He says at the back of his mind he meant that the Sangh parivar sent Karkare to his death. We can say anything about the sangh parivar to please the Muslims. Now that Digvijay and Lalu are backing him I feel safe to leave him in the cabinet and take major decision on terrorism with us.

I am busy saving the Indian industry..

Have a good 2009

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

S M Krishna

I am considering naming S M Krishna as our Finance Minister. He is the best educated, pro reform chamcha of Soniaji that I can find at the moment.

Sheila winning in Delhi was a surprise. I think stupidity is contagious Delhiets got it from UP next door.

I am going to inaugurate an international conference on terrorism on December 13. As you know I am an expert in winning elections in spite of consistent terror attacks and I am quite a hit with counter terrorism politicians now!

Phecan Kaun?

Sunday, December 07, 2008

Soniaji in command

Soniaji is in complete command of the political situation in Maharashtra. I am amazed with her competence, intelligence and innovation in handling crises!

Saturday, December 06, 2008

6th Dec

Advaniji is a worried man. Pakistan has agreed to take action within 48-hour against Lashker-e-Toiba. Sochana padega. How to win the next election?

Someone pointed out that before 6 Dec 1992 India did not have terrorist attacks...we had to be content with communal riots.

IB needs a mathamatician

13 May -------- JAIPUR
June -------------------
26 July ------------ AHMADABAD
August ---------------------------
13 September ------------ DELHI
October -------------------------
26 November --------------- MUMBAI
December ----------------------------
13 January -----------------

As a Sardraji Economist Prime Minister with additional charge of Finance I am not very good with police investigation techniques. This is too silly a pattern. Only fools will be planning terror attacks based on such patterns. This is of course a coincidence which we should all ignore.

Russian President Dmitry Medvedev is here. He is selling nuclear reactors. We bought four more reactors for Tamil Nadu. With a Chief Minister who has a son called Stalin anything we buy from Russia is blessed in Tamil Nadu first!

Thursday, December 04, 2008

Caste system for terror victims

I, as a Congressman Secular Sardarji Economist Prime Minister, have managed to set up a caste system for terror victims in India.

Lowest in the hierarchy are Kar Sevkas. The are the human trash of our society. If they get burnt we do an investigation to prove that they immolated themselves.

A notch above them are Gujarati businessmen, particularly from Modiland. These businessman who are responsible for billions of dollars of business in India can die in Jahevri bazaar or first class compartments on western railway it really does not matter. They are from the BJP's Hindutva lab.

After this is the Indian Policeman. He can be killed in a terror attack or while attacking terrorist and Amar Singh will insist that he conspired to kill Innocent Muslim. They are just a step above the people from Modiland.

If you are a Muslim and die of a terror attack you are just a notch below being a star and martyr. Your family is on NDTV next to Barkha. You can be an accused terrorist or just a regular guy. You are a part of communication called "Muslims also die in a terror attack" "Terrorism does not discriminate" "It is not Islam you stupid"

And then the Brahmins of terror deaths....the white folks...we declare them Gods. Now a days you can also be a black American to be God.

This caste system is endorsed by all the journalist to whom I have given Padma Shree

Monday, December 01, 2008

100 % consensus

100 % consensus at the all party meeting today. We should have one common vote bank. People of India! Just kidding.

I am glad that Advaniji did not send Narendrabhai to attend the all party meeting.By the way, I found out that Nrendrabhai did not offer any componsetation to Hemant Karkare family. NDTV is so upset that Mrs Karkare has not rejected any compensation that it has chosen not to report this at all.

What would have Mahtama Gandhi done in face of terrorism like this? Turned to Sardar Patel and said please do not tell me what you are doing to sort this out. I am a man of peace.