Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Low BP

As per the intelligence report I have received, low blood pressure can cause sober passengers to pace up and down the aisle and threaten to blow up the aircraft. Since our investigative agencies cannot investigate anything without nraco analysis and brain mapping, they will now give this poor guy a narco analysis test and he will confess to one of the 100 bomb blast in 2008.

It feels good to be in my own bed. It is kind of calm. It must be time for a storm....typhoon Gopalaswami. What a tilak that he wears! I have told my Law minister to spread rumors that after retirement he is joining the Shree Ram Sena.

Guruji...he looks like he can take up teaching music or dance in Madurai!

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