Tuesday, August 25, 2009

UPA 2.0 has a bahu?

BJP wants to know from Shourie why they were called Humpty Dumpty and Rajnath was called Alice. I have also requested Rajnathji to let know when he finds out.
A lot of middle age bureaucrats have requested sixth standard CBSE history books. If Muhammad Ali Jinnah was not responsible for the partition who was? Cabinet Secretary has requested Jaswant to make a presentation during our next UPA meeting.

UPA 2.0 is on the way.
  • National Advisory Council with Soniaji as the head will be back to monitor me.
  • We will find out if the Railway cash surplus is Rs 8,361 crore or Rs 88,946 crore as claimed by Laluji then we will go after Lalu.
  • Air India and Indian Airlines merged and are now going under.We will fish them out. Praful will be the bait and will be eaten in this. Or NCP will merge with us?
  • Kapil Sibal's new education policy will more intelligent than those derived by middle class admi working in Levers.
  • Land Acquisition bill will be proposed by Mamta Banerjee. All communist land should go first.
  • Since we have said it, we will foment some trouble in Baluchistan
  • We will finalize Rahul Gandhi's entry plan into my office by September 2010.
Also...the UPA 2.0 plan is to get a good UPA bahu!

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