Friday, April 24, 2009

55% + Bhagwan = 95%

55% ordinary vote and one vote from Bhagwan Sai Baba. 95% voting declared. Soon after exercising the franchise, Bhagwan left for Kodaikkanal by a special aircraft. As a Secular Sardarji Economist Prime Minister I believe in most Gods. This is one of the most difficult ones.

Finally God votes too!

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

No 6 on the list

Which list? The top 10 sex scandals! A Canadian newspaper has made a list of top 10 sex scandals throughout history from Cleopatra to Clinton. Nehru is number six on this list. He and Edwina made quite a pair. If a Canadian newspaper digs this up during our elections..Akalis are surely behind this.

At least it got us on a list!

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Zuma Zuma loge Zuma

South Africa goes to polls tomorrow. I like this type of democracy. ANC will win. Zuma will be the next President. But South Africa is a young democracy. They can have IPL and elections at the same time....

INC - Indian National Congress in India was like this for a long time.

Zuma Zuma Loge Zuma..

Monday, April 20, 2009

Amar Singh joins the RSS

Oops...I may be mistaken, but sure looks like that...just a minor shade variation. This bunch is definitely more stupid than the one which wears saffron! stop we will wear green!

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Family Man

Prabhakaran is basically a decent family guy. He has good intentions. All you guys are misinterpreting his army fatigues. He is just a good family chap misguided by saas, bahu and rouge friends.

Karunanidhi is right. With a secured vote bank of Dravidians he can ask which engineering college did Ram go to or say that Prabhakaran is his friend and get away with it.

Prabhakaran looks a bit like Chiranjeevi. What do you think?

Family man...just misguided!

Thursday, April 16, 2009

A smarter kind of voter

It has begun...hope the last few years of viewing Aaj Tak, NDTV, CNN-IBN. ZEE etc has created a smarter kind of voter.

Who am I going to be.....