Saturday, August 29, 2009

Technical Training

I was busy giving awards today while you folks were busy wasting time watching Mohan Bhagwat.
I gave the National awards for Micro Small and Medium Enterprises, (MSME). MSME contributes 40 per cent to India’s exports and provide employment opportunity to nearly 60 million people. We should provide them with more support and technical training.

 This is a non export oriented micro enterprise which could do with some training.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

The Afghan weekend

Election results have been delayed in Afghanistan. Too much of uncertainty. Anything to do with Afghanistan has a tinge of uncertainty. Mr. Karzai's and Mr. Advani's future be will settled over the next few days. May the honest man win. I have decided to call this weekend the Afghan Weekend.

I as a Secular Sardarji Economist Prime Minister feel that a weak opposition is always better for the country. We can be more secular, we can be more American and we can be more activists than politicians.  It is good for the nation.

Really...he is showing a finger to all of you!

Maya taller than Liberty.

Totally spaced out with exhaustion. I inaugurated the Indian Institute of Space and Technology(IIST). It is different from the Indian Institute of Technology. The professors out here are not striking and demanding a salary hike. I was just wondering if you become a rocket scientist  from IIST and cannot get a job in ISRO would you like to become a motor mechanic? I think not.I should build a couple of more ISROs or set up a GRE coaching center next to the institute.

The most exciting news that came to my table this morning other than Jaswant going totally basaltic and renaming BJP as Klu Klax Klan, is that Maharashtra Government is going to put up a statue of Shivaji taller than the Statue of Liberty. Now tell me...what do you think Maya Madam is going to do about this competition? Maya Madam has declared that she will be taller than any Liberty biberty. Shivaji...hmmmm...what caste eh?
Shivaji , Statue of Liberty or Maya Madam..who will be the tallest?

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

UPA 2.0 has a bahu?

BJP wants to know from Shourie why they were called Humpty Dumpty and Rajnath was called Alice. I have also requested Rajnathji to let know when he finds out.
A lot of middle age bureaucrats have requested sixth standard CBSE history books. If Muhammad Ali Jinnah was not responsible for the partition who was? Cabinet Secretary has requested Jaswant to make a presentation during our next UPA meeting.

UPA 2.0 is on the way.
  • National Advisory Council with Soniaji as the head will be back to monitor me.
  • We will find out if the Railway cash surplus is Rs 8,361 crore or Rs 88,946 crore as claimed by Laluji then we will go after Lalu.
  • Air India and Indian Airlines merged and are now going under.We will fish them out. Praful will be the bait and will be eaten in this. Or NCP will merge with us?
  • Kapil Sibal's new education policy will more intelligent than those derived by middle class admi working in Levers.
  • Land Acquisition bill will be proposed by Mamta Banerjee. All communist land should go first.
  • Since we have said it, we will foment some trouble in Baluchistan
  • We will finalize Rahul Gandhi's entry plan into my office by September 2010.
Also...the UPA 2.0 plan is to get a good UPA bahu!

Olli-Pekka Kallasvuo

Olli-Pekka Kallasvuo is the Prime Minister of Nokia. I met him. Really. With BJP working hard to takeover the media, I was compelled to return to the blog. I looked up Google news to find out what I was doing. And boy I was meeting Olli-Pekka Kallasvuo!

Also, Narendrabhai has been chosen as The Asian Winner of the fDi Personality of the Year awards for 2009 by fDi Magazine. These awards recognize the political and business leaders around the world who have been the most proactive, dynamic and innovative in securing foreign investment and improving the business environments of their jurisdictions. Wow. Was I considered for this?

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Mai bhi Khan hu!

Narendrabhai called. He is willing to change his surname to Khan provided he gets a Visa to US. As far as questioning is concerned, he has no problem. US Immigration officials seem like kids in front of SIT.

Most of the English speaking media was happy that Narendrabhai did not get a visa to US. But if you are any type of Khan...and you get questioned.... boy oh boy!

I must concede that there is certain amount of secularism in the discrimination when it comes to US authorities.

Narendrabhai Khan