International supervision of IPL

Javed Miadad has suggested international monitoring of the IPL. He suggested his sambdhi. He is a man of international repute who can manage it much better than Lalit.

Javed Miadad's Samdhiji has bigger reputation to handle IPL!

Meanwhile, we have found a new supporter to SOA (Save Our Arse) during the cut motion. Well....a few disproportionate assets, a few more disproportionate parks, more than few disproportionate statues and one really disproportionate garland will not kill us. We need bhenji's support during the cut motion.

 

She is also after a disproportionate throne in Delhi...

Evidence

Too much Reliance on One Source

In general, we as Indians, particularly the  religious secular variety, rely on one source for strength and success.We know where to look when we want to thank the source!

When one in billion succeeds and he endorses the source..oh boy! we the religious secular people love it!

The sources and location will be under test today.

 

Indian corporates have moved a long way. In 1980's during the license Raj, any hanky panky deal could be traced to Reliance. In the IPL controversy the IT departments has not even bothered to visit them. Amazing how things have moved on!

Some parts of Reliance are also religious, secular and have more interesting friends than Shashi had. Sadly they did not own an IPL team

Quite day

Other than meeting Rajiv Shukla, I did not do anything which  may interest you. In any case, I would have had to kiss my wife in public to ween you away from from the interesting things that you are watching on TV.

Hope Gadkari is better. Fainting in public like that can be a political disaster for politicians in USA. In some parts of my country one can also sleep in public and get elected.

Kya pharak padta hai?

The National Humphery Day.

I am going to inaugurate the Civil Service Day. As an ex civil servant I will be at home with the Humphries of   our  land (I have no idea what the plural of Humphrey is, and those who do not know who Humphrey is need not read my blog)

One of the awards I will be giving out is for the "Removal of Encroachments of Structures of Different Religions - Maintaining of Communal Harmony" to a Humphrey from Madhya Pradesh. This is a tough job for any Humphrey. We, the political masters are dependent on religious group supporting us and Humphries who do not fall in line are transferred to Gujarat. Humpheries in Gujarat have a unique problem. Along with being a Humphery they have to deliver results.

Meanwhile, anyone connected with cricket is in this state.

Where to start looking for shit

We have commenced the investigation. It obviously does not end with Shashi's resignation. From what we can see now, things are not looking good at all. We have a lot of cleaning to do here! We will have to do a thorough investigation. But there is only one place to start when you looking for shit to clean. Some call this place Lalit.

Raymond Suiting

I have suggested Raymond Suiting, he can be a "complete man". Handsome, Suave, intelligent and rich. It is safe to be naive when the only one looking at you is the cameraman.

One lakh percent right.

Aiyar says Digvijay is one lakh per cent right. So much right? He cannot be. He is so much left that he may be with the CPI soon.

Meanwhile, Obama is planning to visit Mars by 2030. Most Indians would like to visit New Jersey by the same year.

yes, I said Mars...

I am still traveling. I am going to return home via Johannesburg, thanks to a volcano. This also means I do not know who authorized the Income Tax raids on IPL offices. It is quite certain that Shashi could not have done it. He speaks so good English. He cannot do evil things. But these income tax raids just after his meeting with Pranab does not look good for the English speaking people who cannot do any evil.

Bonglish is not English...is it?

Brazeell....

Brazil is definitely a good place to visit for a Prime Minister. It has a minuscule desi population so I do not have to address local issues on foreign land. Brazilians do not play cricket. The Brazilian, Russian and the Chinese leaders have not heard of the IPL. South African Jacob Zuma had a full dose of Lalit last year and does not want to talk about it.

Brazil, has some other attractions also. I should have left my wife in good care of the Congress President.

Cheerleaders...if Brazilians take to cricket

Kochi Lungi's v/s Amdavad Rioters

It is on! A classic IPL match which will take down a few politicians. I almost missed it while I was with Obama. This IPL match is played on twitter, facebook, TV and some minister's homes...

I personally support the Kochi Lungi's. First, Lungis are secular. Second, I cannot sack Tharoor just yet. Third, there is an SIT investigation against Amdavad rioters....

Kochi Lungis preparing for action!

Amdavad Rioters cheer leaders ready 24 x 7

Shut up Mr. Minister.

I have instructed all my ministers to keep their mouth shut about Naxals. Some of them follow all my instructions and more.

We have commenced training all relevant personnel in anti-Naxal activities including the commander in chief of all the armed forces. Thank God I am in Washington.

 

With Obama.

Just finished a meeting with Obama. He looked a bit different today. Hope his value systems have not changed.

Chairman Mao mai aisa kya hai

Well, I still haven't figured out why this man's ideology has beautiful, intelligent women followers!