Sunday, September 26, 2010

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Toy gun in Kashmir


Trust me, this kid in Kashmir is carrying a toy gun. A lot of pictures you see from the Islamic world are of kids carrying toy guns. Similar to the toy guns which are used by the kids in America.

Where do you see the difference?

I am just a Secular Sardarji Economist Prime Minister who is busy making the CWG work...

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Middle aged ideas visiting Kashmir.

The type of delegation we are sending to Kashmir.
What we need to send
But we have been like this for too long....

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

What is Lalu afraid of ?

"Must ask ourselves why there's anger" said Sonia Gandhi on Kashmir. This one was not very difficult to explain. Kashmiri youth are a bit like Bajrang Dal. Both are fed with distorted data on Islam, demographics and vision of the future. 

Every idiot who is honest knows that Kashmir Solution can only come through if the Muslims in rest of India show clear support for the government of India. The will to integrate Kashmir will come only if our vote banks are secured. When did you hear Lalu say that Kashmir is an integral part of India? What is he afraid of?

Or else, Kashmiri will have to learn to live like Palestinians...and we will have to learn to be Israel.

 Only rights these kids need is the freedom to browse the internet and play with girls of the same age!

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Sarkozy supports the burqa

Really, Muslim women in France are getting support from NDTV. The burqa jihad is the lead story on their website at this  hour! Like the Sardars in France, they too need some support to wear what they want. As a Secular Sardarji Economist Prime Minister I have to speak for the turbans and burqas. I called up Sarkozy and told him that his parliament is full of bigots who cannot tolerate differences. He immediately sent me a picture of a burqa design acceptable to him, his children and all men in France!

Ok. This burqa is more acceptable to the French...and the Spanish..and the Italians and of-course the desis!

Kashmir Solution for dummies - Part II

Could not find any solution for the Kashmir problem within the cabinet, but found a picture of Amir Khan when I googled "Kashmir Solutions". Come to think of it Google is right! If Amir can speak up against the Separatist and you will be surprised as to how we will find political will to fight Mirwaiz. 

Better, my dear Muslim brothers and sisters living outside Kashmir, just take out one julus with 50,000 people protesting against the Kashmir Separatist and we will find the will to tackle any problem in Kashmir. Can I expect at least this from you?


Sunday, September 12, 2010

Railways most secular


We have hopes. Mamta is working hard to get the votes in West Bengal. We have some other places where she has to work a little differently. A bit challenging there.



Mamta's claim that railways are the most secular and bring people together irrespective of their religion has not been appreciated by Mumbaikars.  

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Back to BC

As a Secular Sardarji Economist Prime Minister, I too want to burn books. I have decided to burn all books on economics, branding and marketing which were written before China happened to the world. Marketing and management books "Before China" - BC are as good as Stardust copies of 1991.
There are some other books also which should be re-written in the BC era but as a Secular Sardarji Economist Prime Minister I cannot speak about them...but some Pastors can...

Eid Mubarak to all my readers. I hope you have a sense of humor and laugh, smile and spread joy till the next Eid.