Thursday, May 24, 2012

Russian Barter

We too can try the Russian Barter

The only difference is that I become the President of India and the President of the Congress become the Prime Minister. But she is afraid, that is the honest truth we cannot reveal.

She even invited the cyclewalas who beat the elephant to the UPA II bash. These cyclewala's are more or less thugs. Infact more thugs than thugs.

Speaking of thugs Narendrabhai Modi is busy handling a thug in his cabinet. How he is representing the Koli community in Gujarat after as their Bhai is difficult to understand as he was the bhai of Andheri (east) for most of his life.

Just in case you want to know what he looks like...

 Parshottambhai Odhavjibhai Solanki

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Gandhi III

We are interested in is Gandhi - III. Writing anything about UPA II is too boring for a satirist. 


As a secular Sardarji Economist Prime Minister here is my wish poem for the coming year...

Some brains for Mamta,
A FIR for Modi
A scam for Anna
A sore throat for Aranb
A sprain for Ramdev
A conviction for Amma
A noble award for Barkha
FDI from countries other than Mauritius
Discovery of crude oil in places other than Gujarat
A daily smile from Madam
A respectful mention from Obama in the important forums
No more explosions of any type
Elections only when we have all vote banks on our side

Jai Hind.

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Clio Lifetime award

Piyush Pandey wins Clio Lifetime Achievement Award...and you guys are watching IPL controversies? Lokpal debates?

Do not climb on the bus called IPL sucks and get stuck there

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Italian response to Italy

Italian government is pissed off with the way we are handling the case of marines. How can marines be charged with murder when they were protecting the ship against the fishermen! They have sent us a warning.

I have requested Ram Gopal Verma to take action and he has responded appropriately to the warning.  He is an expert in this DEPARTMENT.

Saturday, May 19, 2012

Non aligned call from President Mahmoud Ahmedinejad

President Mahmoud Ahmedinejad called this morning. We discussed a whole range of topics. Oil, Non Aligned Movement, religion, oil, Non Alignment, bilateral relationship, oil, freedom, non aligned, oil, freedom, single power domination, oil, non Alignment and oil.

I would say that it was a free and frank discussion while I looked at the picture Secretary Clinton had gifted me. 

Friday, May 18, 2012

Deshmukh introduces Mathlish

I was under the impression that Bonglish was the only powerful English due to Pranabda. Vilasrao has put Mathlish in a new league while banning SRK.

Dependence on the cycle remains...

Sometimes I have nothing to say I just go to Madam's house and browse through some old pictures...
Some people in this picture still dependent on the cycle from UP

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Mamtadi first to take Austerity measures

As soon as Pranabda said that we have to take austerity measures, Mamtadi immediately acted on this, She would have done this even if the Rupee was at 38 to a US$! 

I hope she does not expect me to do something like this...even after I retire.

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Utsav missed

Rekha took oath in Rajya Sabha today. It was quite a Utsav in the house. She has promised to play her role well. But who will play Shekhar Suman?

Did you miss this news and got sucked into shit about IPL and Raja? You folks really do not see the right channels I must say...

Monday, May 14, 2012

Ambedkar was like Amir Khan

The cartoon which has upset a lot of people is actually praising Dr Ambedkar. He was a bit like Amir Khan. Took some time making good things and needed to be pushed to get a good thing done.

Come to think of it 3 years to write the Indian constitution is quite less than the time taken by SIT to probe Godhra riots

And if we can ban this cartoon, I as a Secular Sardarji Economist Prime Minister would like to ban all Sardar jokes across the nation...Kya?

Sunday, May 13, 2012

BJP MLA watching porn again!!!

25% of the BJP MP's are likely to be suspended for watching clips of Abhishek Manu Singhvi and N D Tiwari on their Ipods. 75% of the Samajwadi MP's can also be suspended for watching these same dirty pornographic clips but coalition dhamra prevents me from doing anything like this.

I as a Secular Sardarji Economist Prime Minister am so grateful that video cameras were not so easy to use in the 1940's or else we would have the RSS ruling the nation...

Saturday, May 12, 2012


Worst Country For Indians (WCFI) to visit or do business is Angola. From the immigration which makes you wait for 4 hours even if you have a valid visa- just because you are an Indian or can even send you to a cell overnight or deport you for no reason at all. While you as an Indian are being pushed around hordes of Chinese workers pass by. I as the secular economist Prime Minister of India declare ANGOLA AS THE WCFI NO 1

your name can be Shah or Khan the Angolans do not care

Let not this picture misguide you in any way. It is on the website of the Angola Embassy in China

Friday, May 11, 2012

Appeal to the Pilots in the Congress

Indian Pilots have appealed to the Pilots in the Congress to help them. There are number of Pilots you can appeal to in the Congress. Other than people with surnames as Pilots some key people have been married to Pilots. Very secular Pilots who flew with different caps which determine the Congress policy till date. 

Wednesday, May 09, 2012

This is how I kept seeing Hillary when she came to my office today. Need to get a new pair of glasses....Lot of Indians still see this image when they see

Tuesday, May 08, 2012

Reminds me of another report....

As Amicus curiae report says Modi can be prosecuted you may also recall the Justice Banerjee commission appointed by Shri Lalu Prasad. ruled the the Sabarmati train burnt by accident and Narendra Modi had no role in it.

Meanwhile Secretary Clinton indicated that Iranian oil is specifically designed for arson. 

Monday, May 07, 2012

A pencil for the Mrs Clinton please...

I and the US Secretary of State will be looking at this picture closely when we meet. I will also give her a pencil to draw an alternative line. Please note...a pencil with an eraser on the top.

My team at RAW tells me that she is bringing her own pencils. It has erasers at both ends.

Sunday, May 06, 2012

State Police well equipped

The CM from most states have reported that they have examined all aspects their police force and they are equipped to handle any form of terrorism.

National Counter Terrorism Center is now on hold till the next explosion when we will tell the states that we told you so.

Friday, May 04, 2012

I am exed in South Africa

I have been ex-Prime Ministered in presence of Pritbha. A fifth generation Indian-origin South African, who is CEO of Constitution Hill, referred to me as the “former Prime Minister” in presence of our beloved President who is on the way to being exed. There was a statue of Mahtma Gandhi which she was unvieling while I was being exed. Now this fifth generation South African Indian could have exed me by mistake but Pritbha tai whose generations have never left Jalgaon should have corrected this person who was exeing me. Alas! the person who is going to be exed let it pass and I am a bit exed in South Africa in presence of President Zuma.

Thursday, May 03, 2012

F! She wants a second term

F! She visited my office today. Very angry! Wanted to know if Obama can why can't she have a second term. I have directed her to Mamtadi to discuss this.

Wednesday, May 02, 2012

Mamatadi to Support Bipasha

Mamata-di has agreed to support Pranb-da for President. If he refuses BB is her next choice provided she starts speaking Bonglish.

Derek O'Brien is taking classes so that he speaks Bonglish and has better prospects in Trinamool. He was thinking and behaving in Bonglish since he joined Trianmool

As the Pradhan Mantri I do not aspire to be the President, as yet. But if Bonglish is the criteria I will have to find a Sardar from Nadigram to learn the Trinamool Bonglish. (Even if Bonglish rhymes with Rubbish, please note there is no connection whatsoever)

WTF ! Look who has applied...

WTF! I just received a note that this guy wants to be the President. Only Lalu wants to support him. Says he looks a bit like him.

Tuesday, May 01, 2012