And this a first attempt to blog from my cellphone. Rajdeep Sirdesai is all praises for me, says Shinde has home without power.
Meanwhile meet a person who can be in power with only support from the janta.
I, The Prime Minister of India (a.k.a Pradhan Mantri), for the Indians who are rich, sexy and nerdy, blog here! Rest can watch TV! This is a log of the nation in Hypertext Marked Lies. It will show lies in any of the popular, unpopular or controversial browsers. Designed to not meet your expectation. Updated Daily when updated! I never miss reading this myself! Enjoy!
Tuesday, July 31, 2012
Saturday, July 28, 2012
Friday, July 27, 2012
Zardari Invites me.
I have been formally invited by President Zardari to visit my ancestral home in Pakistan. Visiting Pakistan is always difficult proposition for Indians. They want you to report to a local police station on arrival. You cannot travel to any place except the city for which you have been issued the visa and I do not think my ancestral home has a proper hotel with running water. Worst is that you might just land up calling someone secular...and folks back home would be watching...
Meanwhile, I am off to Assam. There is a property dispute there which is leading to ethnic riots. Some of the right wing fanatics are misleading the nation by using the M-word. The M word cannot be used is secular India.na na na...
Thursday, July 26, 2012
Bhai bhai - bhai bhen - bhen-bhen
We call communal riots in Congress ruled states as property disputes. If it gets worst we will call it the Muslim reactions to anger over Gujarat riots.
I googled "hindu muslim bhai bhai" for answers. I rely on Google for many things like you do. It usually provides accurate answers. One of the results of my search was this image...wonder why...
I do know it is bhai-bhai, bhai-bhen or bhen-bhen...all this bhai and bhen suffixes apply in Gujarat only.
Wednesday, July 25, 2012
Ri Sol-ju
North Korean leader Kim Jong-un is married and his wife is Ri Sol-ju. I, as the Secular Sardarji Economist Prime Minster need to find out how this will impact us, as a nation, as a secular nation. Meanwhile Chidu is taking care of the issued in Assam and Madamji is taking care of Sharad Bhau.
...and I will focus my silence on critical issues.
Raja
CBI is right. My meetings with Raja were very misguiding from the start. I thought I was giving an appointment to Digi Raja and the other Raja showed up. I used to have all the papers for Rahul development plan in front of me and this guy wanted to discuss telecom.
This Raja....on a Raja...
Monday, July 23, 2012
Sunday, July 22, 2012
Setting the direction today...
Looks a bit like Sahrad Pawar in his new hat and may behave like Fakhruddin Ali Ahmed. He is headed for for a place where sycophancy does not matter but still will.
And this aspiring PM is headed for Japan on a sales call and the nation may have failed to recognize him a few years ago eh?
As a Secular Sardarji Economist Prime Minister who is headed for retirement, I am going to bed.
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